Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM

“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”

by citronic April 30, 2021

funny banana

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting

wanna ride my funny banana

by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018

Homo-funny

The act of one male doing something to another male that is funny, yet some may consider gay.

Tim: "Did you just see me teabag Steve."

Jason: "Yeah man, that was so homo-funny."

by hyperionaaa December 12, 2010

you are funny

ur not actually funny

i think you are funny
p.s. ur not

by hecknaenae May 20, 2017

feminine-funny

(adj) A type of joke or personality that relies on being made fun of, rather than actually being funny (via cleverness or irony). A tactic most prominently used by typical females in any 'joke' other than pee pee jokes± or insults.

Becky: I was cleaning my house and I had a bucket filled with water; then I started to mop the floor but the bucket didn't have any detergent in it lol

Jermaine: Wow ok, that joke is very feminine-funny. If I laugh or even snicker at that I'd be enabling you to continue to tell these terrible stories that you consider to be jokes, but I won't.

by thejumbalia November 2, 2012