Froddage

To receive sexual pleasure by rubbing your junk on a woman, unlike intercourse, when there is penetration.

My girlfriend is a good girl, so she won't fuck me.

Dude, just give her some froddage!

What the hell is froddage?

When you tit-fuck a girl, tit-fuck her ass, or armpit fuck her, STUPID!!

by Froddage Cheese November 23, 2009

Froddage Cheese

When performing froddage, you finish between her butt-cheeks, tits, or armpit, and the semen gets all crusty and starts smelling foul, much like cottage cheese.

Man, my boyfriend didn't tell me he came when he tit-fucked me.

Why is that a bad thing?

Cuz I didn't shower afterwards, and I got froddage cheese all over my tits.

by Sir Froddage December 2, 2009

Fredd

Feminine version of the coolest name Fred. spelled with a double 'd' but no change in pronounciation.

Also, to be equivalent to God and Satan at the same time.
:O

A: Hey, who's the new girl?
B: She's Fredd

#1: OMG, that dude/dudette is like God and the Devil rolled into one.
#2: S/he truly is Fredd!

by omg_well_blonde September 28, 2006

Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band

Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band or FFGAHFLFPB is a term that means your hand... It says Freddy Feel Good because when you yank your chain it "feels good." The funky little Five piece band part is there because you have five fingers which are all part of the jerken of your yerken.

Random person 1: Dude i had soo much fun with Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band last night!!

Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4

by Chase B. May 12, 2008

Freddy

Small pussy bitch who gets no hoes or girls. A loser with no life, or friends.

" Awww man your girl dumped you because you act like a freddy"

by SlimeBoy13 March 30, 2017

freeday

the 8th day of the week. begins on friday afternoon when you get out of school/work and ends sometime early saturday morning or whenever you pass out. Typicall freedays are spent drinking and/smoking. "freeday" is derived from friday and the freedom that accompanies it. Typical freedays are started off with a smoke ride, where one freeday participant should call weedgun to assure the optimal smoking position.

Rory: damn school sucked today
Ted: well its 2:20, officially Freeday!
Zak: lets head to my moms house

by VT4life420 December 25, 2008

Freddie'd

Named after singer, Freddie Mercury, Freddie'd is when your Xbox succumbs to the dreaded Red Ring Of Death.

Dave: Fancy a game of FIFA, Kev?
Kev : Can't, dude. My xbox Freddie'd

by Boxbot79 February 20, 2011