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rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012
mugGet the rooster smashedmug.

Skinned rooster

A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster
I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster
by Awooke September 26, 2019
mugGet the Skinned roostermug.

rooster wrestler

Some one who strokes cock.
by Jblak April 22, 2017
mugGet the rooster wrestlermug.

Rooster

A really hard piss or a strong morning piss.
Billy drank 19 beers and was so damn drunk that he took a rooster all over the bathroom stall.
by Dr. Clif Clif June 5, 2015
mugGet the Roostermug.

Rooster

Rooster is a “Fun and casual” joint. This got its name when a group of pot heads went to the Rooster Restaurant and realized the slogan was “Rooster’s! A fun casual joint”
Yo, do you want to smoke a rooster after work?
by Gene Meister January 28, 2023
mugGet the Roostermug.

rooster hag

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.
by bishopballs June 8, 2017
mugGet the rooster hagmug.

Rooster Booster

Another terminology referring to the simple male enhancement pill that'll keep it thick. That'll keep it real. That'll keep it Real Thick.
Craig: Hey Shane, be careful wearing that outfit.
Shane: What outfit?
Craig: Hell ya. Your Waipio short shorts.
Shane: My Davey Dukes?
Craig: Yep.
Shane: No shit....?
Craig: Yep. Like a Pocket Rocket, but a Rooster Booster that'll blow out your German war helmet making it look like an inverted mushroom cloud.
Shane: Kaboom ladies.
by craigbird1968 October 30, 2020
mugGet the Rooster Boostermug.

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