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muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020
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Self-Fluffer

A person that strokes their own ego constantly by trying to build themselves up to others buy bragging about what they have and how great they are at everything.
That dude is a straight up self-fluffer that never stops bragging about how he is the big baller that has had ever woman in this town.
by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021
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Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area
Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.
by FuckBuff July 6, 2021
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Coin Fluffer

A crypto investor that refuses to do research, buys random or popular coins, then goes on social media to find people to make them feel good about said bad decision.
That coin fluffer has got paper hands.
by thothbrat July 26, 2021
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Weather Fluffer

Someone that gets others excited about the weather.
Nick, the local weather fluffer, peaked my interest as he talk up the latest snow storm.
by Big Nards December 27, 2021
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Mutton Fluffers

1. noun. The betwixt region of a persons thighs.
I had my head in between Lisa's mutton fluffers lastnight.
by knuttsakjones April 8, 2022
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Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer
by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
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