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Florida High Five 

When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.
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florida band clamp 

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack
"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."
florida band clamp by chicostikk August 31, 2011

florida paddle 

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
florida paddle by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!
UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!

florida state game

A code word for a hook up/ date .
Samantha and I are going to watch the Florida state game later.

Florida Swamp Squirt 

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt
Florida Swamp Squirt by Swampy69 August 18, 2018