Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 22, 2020

Flat Earther

The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".

Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?

by ihaetschool December 19, 2020

Flat Earthers

People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.

I'm phobic towards flat earthers.

by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021

prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

flat food

Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).

I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.

by winston smith the III October 12, 2007

flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks

Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!

by Kindly Wise October 28, 2005