jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014

Finlay fisher

Someone who loves penis and can’t box and looks like a mario person with a monobrow if you see this bender he will start crying and say don’t hurt me I love boys

Finlay fisher what a melt

by Joshua Jones hahah Tom April 10, 2019

Sal Fisher

The hottest, cutest, sweetest, shortest man on earth. I don't give a fuck if he killed dozens of people because he's hot and he didn't have a choice.

Me: OMG IS THAT SAL FISHER!?!?!?!??🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Sal: uhh yeah who are you??

by skarxi September 10, 2021

my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

A Father

Something I haven't had since fourth grade

Oh you have a Father you lucky son of a bitch

by No why just why June 1, 2022

Father Tongue

A language other than the mother tongue that is spoken just as fluently in a family, community, nation etc.

Spanish is a father tongue to most Philippinos

by anthrogasm October 6, 2008

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003