1. A "copycat" temper-tantrum that someone else throws in order to show an overly-explosive person "how horrible/ridiculous it looks".
2. A rage that someone flies into upon being "busted" for trying to pass fake money.
2. A rage that someone flies into upon being "busted" for trying to pass fake money.
I wonder if that infamous thirteen-dollar-bill-proffering dude had a counter-fit when the backwoods-hillbilly shop-owner offered him "a six and a seven, or how about three three's and a four" as change for his "funny money"?
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
Get the counter-fitmug. Gosh darn, that girl on the volleyball team is a fit honey! I'd sure like to ask her to the upcoming school dance.
by Name01784 January 29, 2012
Get the Fit honeymug. A sudden, extreme racial outburst by a drunk person who is otherwise never racist, and who doesn't remember the episode afterward.
We were all drinking a lot of margaritas, so I am not sure who to believe. I remember the fat girls, the police, the peeing in the bushes, but I don't remember saying 'nigger' that many times! I must have had a nigger fit!
by trace brock January 11, 2019
Get the nigger fitmug. Common definition: How a smoker feels when they're irritable because they need a cigarette.
Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Ted: Nothing good has happened this year. People are acting like straight assholes everywhere I go. I haven't done anything wrong to anyone, but they keep pushing me.
Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?
Ted: Bail me out of jail.
Casey: Why?
Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?
Ted: Bail me out of jail.
Casey: Why?
Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
by Pony Battles July 27, 2020
Get the Nic Fitmug. by Dave-bitches November 11, 2006
Get the drink a fitmug. by smallronso October 22, 2010
Get the tit fitmug. Fitness fascists are ALWAYS yuppies. Therefore, they are snots who masquerade their elitism and vanity as "concern", especially when it comes to scrutinizing anyone with a BMI over 23 because they feel a smug, deep seated hatred for fat people because it's not glamorous or socially acceptable to be fat.
On the other hand, when an overweight person begins to lose weight, the fitness fascists get their tightie whities in a bunch because the dieter is losing weight quicker than them. It angers them to realize that their idealized and impractical methods of weight loss are faulty at best when actually applied to real life, so they chalk that person's success to "starvation" and resort to fear mongering instead.
They are constantly on a crusade to banish certain foods and are extremely proud of not drinking pop. They're always patting themselves on the back for choking down a carrot and how healthy they are, physically, but in actuality they are some of the most mentally unhealthy tools on the face of the planet, not only chronically acting as though they're on the rag or manifesting in severe symptoms of one personality disorder or the other, but also because they go in fucking shock over swallowing a french fry.
Antonym: A real joy to be around.
On the other hand, when an overweight person begins to lose weight, the fitness fascists get their tightie whities in a bunch because the dieter is losing weight quicker than them. It angers them to realize that their idealized and impractical methods of weight loss are faulty at best when actually applied to real life, so they chalk that person's success to "starvation" and resort to fear mongering instead.
They are constantly on a crusade to banish certain foods and are extremely proud of not drinking pop. They're always patting themselves on the back for choking down a carrot and how healthy they are, physically, but in actuality they are some of the most mentally unhealthy tools on the face of the planet, not only chronically acting as though they're on the rag or manifesting in severe symptoms of one personality disorder or the other, but also because they go in fucking shock over swallowing a french fry.
Antonym: A real joy to be around.
I'd rather count calories than eat a bunch of shit I hate and lose weight faster than to listen to one of those fitness fascists and eat food without flavor so that I can lose a pound a month...
by Cadaverine January 8, 2011
Get the fitness fascistmug.