yogurt fingers

A Canadian term for "butter fingers".

That Dez Bryant has some yogurt fingers, eh?

by Hotdog Fingas October 11, 2017

Hangover Fingers

A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.

Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.

by Bano8 November 29, 2009

gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.

I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.

by MilitiaP June 24, 2015

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

Scotch Fingers

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.

I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!

by markekraus October 28, 2019

Grudge Finger

The act of cheating on your spouse by having sexual intercourse "Doggy-Style" while simultaneously finger banging your new partner's butthole with the Ring Finger. This act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.

Bryce: So how are things going with Mandy? Made up yet?

Nate: We're doing a lot better. I got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week I went out to McGarvey's, picked up a skank, and gave her the 'ol Grudge Finger. On Tuesday I gave Mandy a neck massage and she said I needed a manicure.

by HoneyLamb May 20, 2013

Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger

Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....

by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011