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false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.
My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!
by QuacksO November 18, 2017
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False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.
The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019
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The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.
"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"
by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021
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False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.
"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."
by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
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False sense of maturity

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.
Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity
by Coonpuff May 6, 2018
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false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more
I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!
by JLese October 6, 2020
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False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.
The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.
by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020
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