Being a perv
by KenjiDaClown July 17, 2022
Get the Falcon Vibesmug. This majestic bird species which is found on Northern California (more specifically Mill Valley). This falcon has a special bird call that it screams at the top of its lungs to attract its soulmate. It goes AAAAAAAAOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA. Look for this special bird call and send in pictures if found to ignonicusfalconhuntress@gmail.com
by MrsTwinklePuss May 11, 2017
Get the Ignonicus Falconmug. Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022
Get the Falconermug. Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles
by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023
Get the Golden Falconmug. A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
Get the Captain Falconmug. by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019
Get the joshua falconmug.