Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 19, 2009

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catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.

No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.

by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008

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renal failure

official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.

Susan went into renal failure

by skylarskank June 26, 2008

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Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

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failcock

A male's sexual failure in a certain sitiuation. Most likely due to the inability during that particular time to maintain an erection, or fully experience a sexual sitituation.

Yeah I kind failcocked last night, drank way to much.

A Jerry try not to failcock it tonight.

by Zamberlin July 23, 2011

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Failed Simp

When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.

A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.

Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.

Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.

by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021

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