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fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.
ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
fart by i love eating poop November 1, 2021
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Person B: stinky... 😳
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"did u legit shit ur pants"

"no i fart"

"oh thats the thing when the butt gas go brr"
Fart by ryxuu November 18, 2021
The cry of an imprisoned turd!
Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.
Fart by Servinmervin November 22, 2021
queef is for woman. it comes out vaginianasa
big queef big fart after you eat it comes out your ass
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