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Couch Expert

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018
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Out of Pocket Experience

When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.
Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!

Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!
by Brecker August 28, 2011
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near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
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experimental

Artist: Note how I captured the angst of the human condition by using a mixed medium of canvas, oil, bricks, WD40 and armpit cheese.

Guy: Looks quite ...experimental.

Artist: Well fuck you too!!
by rooprect May 20, 2010
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organic experience

Sleeping any where near nature/tent
I am soo ready for this camping trip to be an organic experience . . sleeping in dirt is awesome!!
by samanthahatt09 March 28, 2009
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Sexosaurus Expert

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.
"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy
by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009
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Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.
Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!
by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010
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