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evolition

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is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. evolition however, holds that it is the organic energy-substance of a species that which undergoes transition and is as such subject to change as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the evolition process.
by Baron Neville July 17, 2019
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major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole
Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !
by JT Rooster November 3, 2006
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Intestinal Evacuation

The 24-hour period of time spent on the toilet after drinking a good hard litre of sweet prune juice
Lary: Dude, the boys dared me to drink a litre of prune juice... let's just say the intestinal evacuation that followed was not at all pretty. Cindy was stuck cleaning the toilet for the next 6 days
by Left Some Answerz February 23, 2010
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Dunkirk Evacuation

This is a sexual term referring to the historic evacuation of 400,000 British soldiers from France during World War II. It is when the man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then sucks all of it back out through her rectal area, then kisses it right back into her mouth.
I almost pulled out. But I didn't! So I had to perform a Dunkirk Evacuation to get those sperm cells out of there and into a safer territory.
by carebearseverywhere September 23, 2021
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Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.
He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
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