The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021

Eskimo Brothers

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.

Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.

"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"

by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021

Eskimo Eyes

when someone give you a look , like he's/she's mad at you /pissed off . Way to look a person when your mad , most of the time it's a straight face and the person is just staring at you.

Look how she gave me the eskimo eyes.

He must be mad, he gave me the eskimo eyes.
Are you mad, you have the eskimo eyes.

by Lenabureau March 23, 2017

Eskimo Ass

Sex between two consenting and fur covered adult, in an igloo containing mounds of whale blubber and seal fat.

I just had to travel up north and get some of that Eskimo Ass

by ball-handles August 8, 2017