Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole
Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole
Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city
Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.
by DuffManJones February 18, 2019
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Get the eskimoses mug.Bob: Last night was amazing! I've never heard you "Eskimo Whistle" so loudly before!
Tom: Yeah, I know. We shouldn't have had so many beans for lunch yesterday.
Tom: Yeah, I know. We shouldn't have had so many beans for lunch yesterday.
by chuckyk18 January 11, 2010
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Get the Eskimo Digging mug.The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
Get the Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop mug.Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.
by BradleyMills April 13, 2014
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