You turned your gorgeous face into a banal
Kardashian-adjacent
doll-mask. It just isn't any good
honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect...
Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely
high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok.
Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is
like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa.
Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."