Double Epic

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.
Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."
by Gintleman November 13, 2010
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Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
by hnizzle July 13, 2009
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epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet
Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff
by sandy crotch May 17, 2009
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Anti-epic

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".
Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.
by dude_wheres_my_brain July 10, 2011
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Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.
I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.
by GoodOne1 June 24, 2010
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Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.
Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"
by Xenos Worrior May 06, 2009
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