Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Eli

Wont make it to senior year

Eli smokes a lot she won’t make it to senior year

by Dawidiodjddhskksjd October 3, 2023

eli

a type of person that likes to annoy people or niggle people

that person is an eli they are annoying

by bbcbdr October 24, 2023

Eli

Eli has a giant dick, he only likes girls that have penises. He has large butt cheeks.

person: did you hear how big eli's dick is!?
girl with penis: yes

by blackmenlover October 25, 2023

Eli

Eli is the type of person who can be very crazy. Adele’s normally are attracted to Eli’s. They don’t say when they like you but you can always tell.

Man Adele really likes Eli.

by Kyuji13_Rose November 4, 2023

eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.

Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

Eli

Best dick ever!!! Always filled with warm joy!!!

wow eli had so much fun with you tonight!! i felt so much warm joy!!

by throatgoat2000 January 10, 2024