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The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011
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Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
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riding an elephant

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??
by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019
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gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.
The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.
by natesog9779 March 27, 2016
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Elephant Knees

When you knees can't support your fatass body so they get bigger and bigger.
Jesse-Hey did you see Tate's elephant knees?

Justin- Yeah how could I miss them big mother fuckers.
by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016
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elephant bar

A place where people go to bleed and vent the worries and concerns given to them from some traumatic event, tactic, or rearing; often ending in nothing more than more traumatic events, tactics, and rearing; yet at times forming perfect potential for growth and elimination of self loathing, suicidal ideologies, and rage towards those who don't deserve the mistreatment
Erica, do you want to go to the elephant bar to grab a drink and see if anything else turns up?
by Paradoxialnightandday April 10, 2022
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Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 March 7, 2011
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