Evan

Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez

Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "

by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010

Evan

Evan is a kind hearted and a bit shy guy which he doesn't like party crazy as hell ,makes him different from others. He enjoys eating with people instead of eating alone. He cant eat spicy food otherwise his face will turn into blood red color.

He is always there to help and with a warm smile no matter what races you are.
He likes/loves the girl, will try to do silly things for her. Sometimes will make some jokes and try to get more body touch.
He loves travel around for new life.

He is a simple yet wise guy and only those with a simple mind will understand him.

Girl: Why stare at me?
Evan smiled in a shy way.....
Girl:Why eat the watermelon skin? hahaha
Evan: Just to make you laugh.

Girl: the splash from the boat......
Evan: Did I make you wet......(witty smile)

by Dragonpretty August 12, 2016

Evan

Evan’s a nerd.

“Eliza is so much cooler than that nerd Evan.”

by tuna corn February 20, 2019

Evan

a guy who is just, like, the best, period. Most athletic in the world and pulls all the bate. Cops so many shoes he fits more in his closet than how many burgers Phillip Banks can throw down his stomach. 11-inch dick and sends every girl he fucks on the strecher. Eats the booty like groceries. Most interesting man in the world.

"Evan" eats my booty like groceries, awww it just makes me feel like salad WITH the dressing.

by FTASM May 21, 2015

Evangelical

Describes Christians who try to uphold the tenants of the Protestant Reformation, but without all that courage, conviction, and critical-thinking baggage that got their 16th and 17th century forefathers burned at the stake. Also known as "Evan-jelly-fish" due to apparent lack of brain and spine.

"Unless I am convinced by Scripture and by plain Reason, and not by Popes and Councils, who have so often contradicted themselves. My conscience is captive to the Word of God. To go against conscience is neither right nor safe. I cannot and I will not recant. Here I stand. I can do no other. God help me."
-Reformer Martin Luther in his trial at the Imperial Diet of Worms.

"You know what, the thing that breaks my heart is that there's no way I can answer it without hurting someone on either side."
-Famous Evangelical Pastor Brian McLaren, when asked about his position on homosexual marriage.

by Richard Ramsey November 7, 2006

Evan

usually into rock music, sometimes mistaken for gay. all evans have the same hair wavy and brown. sometimes reddish

Evan and Michelle hooked up, but people still call him gay.

Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?

by Jimbo12334 October 18, 2008

Evan

Will make you feel like you are the most special, beautiful, awesome girl in the world but will eventually break your heart. He can lie. He is shy. He will put everything in your hands. He will become suddenly unattracted to you and will soon go back to his ex. So watch out, because this sexy handsome devil will seduce you and you will fall hard. He has the most loving eyes, smile, and laugh. He has an awesome sense of humor and personality. Having many things in common with Evan will score points.

"I hate you, Evan"

"Why did you break my heart, Evan?"
"I think I'm falling in love with Evan!"

by cubbycakes October 21, 2012