Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: J.D Sanghera.

by Pimp Ass BOSS J.D June 17, 2009

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Over the Jeans Elbow Job

When one rubs another person's genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.

Julian: Dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
Ben: Naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
Julian: Did you cum?
Ben:... Yea.
Julian: Ew

by OJEJBOII November 23, 2010

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Elbow Crease Sex

When a male inserts their penis into the inside crease of the elbow when the arm is bent.

Hey baby can i stick my penis in your elbow crease and have Elbow Crease Sex?

bend that arm for me, i want to place my penis between your bicep and forearm and have Elbow Crease Sex

by Rondey Ride June 6, 2011

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pointy elbows

A characteristic that determines if you will "beat it up". This relates to a woman physical features. If the woman's Elbows are too pointy it makes her less attractive.

Pointy Elbows for the loss.

I can't beat it up... Her elbow's are too pointy...

by Phil Collins Senior August 4, 2006

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Ebowler

The name for the doctor in New York who brought Ebola back from West Africa and then went bowling in Brooklyn.

That damn Ebowler is going to infect all of NY with Ebola because of his stupidity.

by SassyDad October 24, 2014

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Elbow

Slang term for a girls chest. Used in cringy middle schools such as Hurley Middle School and others.

Origin:

Cam: *touches bobs*
Kayla: "Ouch!"
Cam: "Oops, I thought that was your elbow." ;)

Tom: "Hey James!"
James: "Oh hey Tom, did you see that girl? She fine"
Tom: "That girl got some fyneeeeee elbows, all i gotta say."
James: "daaaammmmnnnnn... she does."

by 508gang June 11, 2018

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