earth chan

you will never look at Earth or nature the same way again

person 1"hey you seen earth chan she is hot as fuck
person 2"it scarred me for life its so fucked up! but super hot too"
i masturbated to earth chan and felt like shit afterwards

by reformedshibainu May 23, 2018

earthcraft

Fucking server thats shit

Fuck earthcraft, I got muted for n wors.

by Fuck Earthcraft December 4, 2020

last night on earth speech

a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10

Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?

by lunarwena June 20, 2011

Down to Earth

In the context of non-Astronaut Earth-dwellers, this is a quality which refers to someone who is grounded without being in trouble. They have no choice but to consume and trust the information received from their senses. They attempt to understand what you're attempting to communicate and attempt to assure you that they are able to & capable of attempting to make sense of it. In contrast, those who hail from planetary bodies other than Earth, yet exhibit the same qualities, are often regarded as "alien".

That girl was out of this world! Good sense of humor; pretty smile. So down to Earth..

by KeenG April 13, 2019

Earth

Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.

Imagine there's no such thing as a cheeseburger.
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?

by TabGuy January 3, 2011

Earth

The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.

Be proud of youself for coming to this hellhole called Earth.

by *Dee* May 10, 2006

earthqueef

The unfortunate occasion where some dumb bitch with a rank pussy queefs at a party in a closed area thus clearing the whole area and ruining the party.

I was twerking this chick until I realized that I was at the epicenter of an earthqueef and that shit stank.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 July 23, 2012