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Donald Trump 

rich asshole who wanna fuck over america
Donald Trump by stupidfuckingidiott November 15, 2016

Donald Trump 

Great Wall of Mexico lover. Rich old faggot with a small loan of a million dollars from his father. He's topically an asshole.
Look a Donald Trump kill it with guns and knives before it builds a wall.
Donald Trump by Shadowhunter4:20 August 7, 2016

Donald trump 

Bitch
grabs girls by the VAGINA and rapes them
ugly orange dude

thinks he is a king but is as low as dirt
MO-FO
omg you are such a donald trump!!
Donald trump by FINE-_Ass-_Bithch November 18, 2016

donald trump 

donald trump is the fruit of the citrus species Citrus × sinensis in the family Rutaceae, native to China. It is also called sweet orange, to distinguish it from the related Citrus × aurantium, referred to as bitter orange. The sweet orange reproduces asexually; varieties of sweet orange arise through mutations.
boy: hey mom, let’s get some more donald trumps!

mom: mmm, you’re right! they make my tummy happy again 😊
donald trump by funnynuggie August 8, 2019

Donald Trump 

A Orange Clown with a yellow wig attached to his head. Somehow IT got into the white house.
A: Have you heard of the new horror film?
B: What's it called?
A: "It uses spray tan and sticks a yellow birds nest on his head and makes it into the white house and calls its self Donald Trump"
B: ARGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDS SCARY WHAT THE FUCK I AINT SEEING THAT?!!!!!
Donald Trump by Foxalie August 3, 2017

Donald Trump 

An orange species that originated from Trumptopia, Donald is just another Trump, which is the newly species' name. The species of Trumps are orange, have cheap looking wigs on their heads, like walls, love their daughters, and marry chick models.
Bro: Dude, that's a Trump! I think he's called Donald. Donald Trump...
Dude: Nice, bro. I'm gonna vote him as president.
Bro: Wtf.....?????
Dude: Stop being such a liberal, man.
Bro: I'm no—
Dude: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT, ROUND, ORANGE FACE. LOOK AT THAT HAIR...it kinda looks like a girl's unsha—
Bro: Shut up, dude. You're embarrassing us.
Trump: *walks up to bro* I don't like you because you're Mexican. I'm gonna build a wall so you will never come to the U.S. again.
Dude: Bro, you're Mexican? Not cool
Bro: Help me...
Donald Trump by Urmom1000000 April 10, 2017