Probably coolest chick you will ever meet. Little and cute a crazy temper and is pure excellence in bed! If you find one, hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
by Fallenjaded72 December 9, 2018

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.
Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

When a man likes a girl a lot but then they brake up because her parents said they had to then 1 week later she calls you a bitch
by Demon Morise May 6, 2022

A fucking legend whose size and gerth of his shmeat is comparable to a hipopatamous cock with watermelons as balls.
by Jrhr October 12, 2020

A beautiful sexy woman with a nice booty and great tits who loves to cuddle and is a freak in the sheets. Don’t forget the handcuffs with this one.
by I’m not your dad April 1, 2020
