jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

dingle berry eater

someone who eats small poop pieces stuck in a hairy ass hole

by poopoo face November 9, 2003

dingleberry butt snot

The warm loose and still wet poo that is still attached to the anal hairs of a mammal. Wet form of a "dry" dingleberry.

Look at your dogs bung hole, and the wet new turd that is there and you will find a dingleberry butt snot!

by jmeD November 9, 2010

Dingleball

Mix of hair and toilet paper. Not to be confused with a dingleberry which is turd and hair.

A dingleball accumulated after I wiped my butt.

by WickedArcher October 19, 2008

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

by kel the dog August 14, 2010

dingle berry pie

When a man poops into a woman's vagina for his or her own pleasure.

Steve was so obsessed with defecation... when he and Lauren finally got it on, he gave her a dingle berry pie.

by EthanG October 13, 2004

Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂

Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.

by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019