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3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!
by hehehoho24 October 3, 2021
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Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
by prathabeast April 23, 2022
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art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place
q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."
by retski May 27, 2022
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20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.
They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.
by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023
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reasonable degree

when you're fucking and you cum at a reasonable degree
nice cumshot! came at a reasonable degree.
by jerker god May 31, 2023
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5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)
"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"
by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023
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