David

1. David is a term used to describe people that stand out from the rest, the people you see and want to be friends with. Davids can be characterized by their distinctive good looks, but if you mention that to them they may get a tad bit cocky. David can also be sought out by his voice, it is unforgettable; his brown hair and brown eyes which can change your whole opinion on the colour brown.

2. Davids will always have their own opinions on things, which you may or may not like. Someone you'd call David would be obsessed with ice tea and not like oreos despite who disagrees with him. He would shake his head at such cheesy things and how inaccurate they are but he's yet to be proven wrong. He is someone that would laugh at idiocy with you and not get the least bit offended, at the same time, he's probably the most considerate person ever.

3. Davids are also amazing not-so-human beings, characterized by how perfect they are that they could not possibly be humans.

1. Don't be basic be David.

I've never liked the colour brown before but it's my new favourite colour.

You're so not David, I bet your pH is like totally 14

by idontevenlikecats June 14, 2014

David

A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.

David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.

by TheKarmaMan December 12, 2010

david

always juiced and looks fly

that guy looks like a david

by helix_09 December 13, 2008

David Bowie

The only man on Earth who is permitted to sparkle.

Edward Cullen doesn't have anything on David Bowie! Edward is a fucked-up fairy-vamipre-hybrid. David Bowie is an awesome singer. I am actually a Twilight fan, and even I know that.

by Harry Potterhead January 28, 2011

David Banner

David Banner - v. To whisper in a girl's ear on the dance floor over loud music. Coined from the vocal style of the artist David Banner.

I David Bannered and got those digits.

by k_cool September 28, 2007

David Chen

David Chen David Chen normally a guy name; possibly a woman. X configured by his last name; most likely CHINESE or asian. Usually a name for a proud young boy with many smarts.He likes to spend his time less working and outside spending his time as carefree as can be. the best man to be with to have ABSOLUTE fun, but not so much as advice especially when comforting.

"i accidently went into someone else's car after wushu because i mistaken the car for my dad's"


"LOL, that is so david chen!"

by Ms. Kay Robinson March 5, 2009

David

David is a one of a kind. He is the guy that will make you smile over and over and will find a way to your heart and make you smile. He is handsome and has a great personality. He loves sports, hanging with his friends, and staying up late. He works hard for his goals and never quits, he has a good head on his shoulders. He is smart and responsible, he isn't desperate and will wait for something he loves. He is around 5"5-6 and usually has dark brown or black curly/wavy hair. If you find a David keep him close, he has a successful future heading his way.

Person 1: Hey.. you know him?
Person 2: What, David? Yeah he's great.z

by beautifulbutterfly2231 January 11, 2021