Darryl

party amimal, always coming up with party ideas and new places to go party.

Ask Joe where's the Darryl this week!

by joerub February 3, 2010

darth gaydar

What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...

Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"

Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."

Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*

Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."

by CockBoss O'WhopperWeiner March 24, 2009

handy dart

1) A slow moving ghetto bus that carries around old people and retards. It is often the target of snowballs, sandwhiches, fruit, jelly donuts, and anything else that can be thrown at slow moving bus.

2)A person without any common sense and says stupid things like "Take creatine,stay hydrated, get huge, have good times." They are also incapable of doing the most basic of tasts like opening pop cans, drinking milk, or not dropping half eaten corn dogs into the couch.

1)Hey guys! The handy dart is comming. Let's fucking throw shit at it.

2)(3 Half eaten corn dogs are found in the couch) Fuck Bruce! What kind of handy dart drops half eaten corn dogs into the couch?

by Christian B October 27, 2005

Darcy Tucker

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)

C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage

by foug January 13, 2005

Tara-dactyl

When a girl has three guys at once, one in the mouth and two with each hand - looking like a tara dactyl.

by chelsea March 22, 2003

Dart Mit

To get in a girls pants. Mostly used from a guys perspective.Current tense is darting .Related words (tittle the twat, rocker with shocker, Dartin mit, Darted mit, Mucky barn.)

Hey jim what u doin with your girl tonight?
O nothin ill probably dart mit.

by Tye65 February 15, 2009

darcy

a term, usually shortened to darc (pronouced dar_ss) used in reference to people with great skill or an adjective for an astonishing feat

that chick is so darcy!

that guy is so darc at football

that trick was darc

by jimmmmmmbob May 14, 2006