crystal shower

To be squirted with female ejaculate.

Man that girl was a squirter. She gave me a crystal shower while I was going down on her.

by wb jay October 14, 2015

crystal nigger

another name for a cracked out nigger
Snoop Dogg made this he called me it one time.

Yo' dat guy is a straight up crystal nigga!!

by Niggasuckanus April 23, 2005

crystal crack

Slang for crystal meth, referring to meth's highly addictive properties.

"I got tweaked on crystal crack last night."

by Jeni February 8, 2005

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

marijuana crystals

Some shit that needs to be legalized.

Marijuana crystals, LEGALIZE IT NAO

by Xayto November 7, 2013

crystal whore

one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.

quit being such a crystal whore and give me some.

by bogart March 7, 2005

Crystal Marie

Fucks like a champ. Will out drink you while you weep as her magic pussy walks nonchalantly out your losing ass door . Often too hilarious for her own good .

Damn , marry that bitch Crystal Marie . Marry her yesterday.

by Bitchmouth McaAsshole December 1, 2016