crunko

being extremely faded, especially after consuming mass amounts of liquor and then taking a blunt to the face.

Damn, i am so crunko right now after that ak blunt to the dome and half a fifth of henny

by Strando June 30, 2006

Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."

by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010

crunkity

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.

Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.

by ridgeraccoon December 17, 2009

Crunk FBing

The act of getting drunk and then posting outlandish and regrettable comments and or status'.

Similar to "drunk dialing"

"the telegraph is the best invention ever"

"No buddy, that would be a beer dispensing blowjob machine"

"Man chris i told you to stop Crunk FBing"

by TheScenario April 9, 2010

Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.

As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.

by gmatt January 14, 2009

Turbo Crunk

A style of music originatng in Montreal, which takes the vocal tracks from disposable commercial hip-hop and rebuilds new tracks focusing on face melting bass and quirky electronics.

I thought that track sucked until I heard the Turbo Crunk style remix.

by Anthony Michael Hologram April 23, 2009

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013