My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.

*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

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crawsis

A crawsis is normally a girl named krisan who only cares about herself and doesn't believe they're wrong in any situation. She also likes to cause problems in a relationship and will most likely have another boyfriend.

"Krisan is a crawsis and everyone knows it"

by Jahn brown November 22, 2021

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Related Words

crows nest • Crows Shame • Crowsexual • Crowser • crowster • crows beak • CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) • crows eye • crows foot • crows head

Croissant Neuf

Breakfast +++ in bed.

Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.

by Eric Roberts June 25, 2007

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Crawsome

A mixture of something being crappy and awesome

Aleca: Today was such a crawsome day, so many things were crap , but a lot were awesome

by m00n3y April 18, 2009

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Cowslap

Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.

par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"

"COWSLAP!"

"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"

by economistjerry April 3, 2009

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