grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.
Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?
by Toravon September 29, 2013
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crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.
These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!
by truthseer3000 April 19, 2011
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vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.
When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!
by W Haycock November 06, 2013
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Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.
Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."
by Smallcreep July 14, 2014
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crotch bone

a bone that is attached to the y part ''vagina'' on a womans body..
I was climbing a fence and fell and broke my crotch bone
by h¢k€d õ§ January 30, 2011
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jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions
Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch
by pitythefool8 April 15, 2015
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