Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.

If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.

by random thoughts November 4, 2012

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021

Hate Crime

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.

My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.

by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017

crime factory

(n.) A black woman who has many babies, whom eventually grow up to become criminals.

She is such a crime factory, she fucks all day without birth control to have kids!

by Wong thing September 30, 2017