Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Credit dump chump

Somebody who uses a credit card as a debit card would normally be used in order to accrue cash-back benefits. However, they're chumps...

That guy has so much debt he must be a credit dump chump.

by TheRealAOC February 4, 2021

Credit Card Slot

A human female Vagina

Her credit card slot was so tight

by Mosher kid February 6, 2021

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021

Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.

Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder

by Dectonic June 4, 2021