Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.

I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.

by Corezore June 17, 2016

[Cooter] Heartbeat (CH)

When a girls cooter gets a pulse after she sees something she is attracted to.

"oh my gosh that guy gave me a strong case of Cooter Heartbeat (CH)"

by MSEA July 26, 2017

cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018

Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”

by The salty underdog November 1, 2018

cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

Coaster

a person who is paid very well at a job where they are not stressed and do not need to work hard or be ambitious at all. This person tries to fly under the radar and does only the minimum amount of work needed in order to greatly satisfy their bosses, and indeed the work is very minimal.

Kevin is just coasting at work. All he does is do a little work, show up to meetings, and then go home. What a coaster

by jargon1337 August 29, 2019