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News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery
I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.
by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024
mugGet the News Corpmug.

Corpse

They dig up a corpse.
by Vasyapumpkin February 17, 2019
mugGet the Corpsemug.

Corpseing

The transitional period between being alive and being a corpse
"Oh, he's corpseing"
by Corspseter August 6, 2022
mugGet the Corpseingmug.

Springfield Heroin Corps

The Springfield Heroin Corps is a paramilitary branch consisting of 69 heroin addicted men and women hailing from the Springfield area.
Huns slabbering? Get the Springfield Heroin Corps
by Ron McNeill April 21, 2021
mugGet the Springfield Heroin Corpsmug.

Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
by ItsHCS July 28, 2023
mugGet the Corp Callummug.

corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
mugGet the corp paintmug.

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