cooter brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 10, 2008

Cooter Brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 13, 2008

cooter pocket

Noun: another word for vagina and not to be confused with butthole

she ahs a nice cooter pocket.

by jon54654168 January 3, 2007

creepy cooter

a idiot

creepy cooter is a idiot

by creepy cooter April 28, 2017

cooter block

the same thing as a cock block, but for a female.

that other broad so did a cooter block on me at the party.

by winnie is the best January 26, 2008

cooter cutter

Also known as a camel toe. When a female's garment is wedged within her punani. When a pair of pants/shorts creep higher and higher, to the point where one may see the outline of the holy land, the female annatomous.

A: Doesn't it look like her pants are riding a little high?
B: Yeah. She's definitely got a cooter cutter going right now...

by Dirty Dandroginous November 28, 2009

cooter-labyrinth

When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina.

I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth.

by Beanopolis March 26, 2009