Refrigerator Coma

When there is nothing good to eat in the fridge and you find yourself staring inside the fridge hoping something, anything will look good enough to eat.

This includes flipping back and forth between the refrigerator and the freezer

Husband: Honey I'm home
Wife: .......
Husband: oh no not again *runs to kitchen*
Wife: *head inside fridge* Nothing....to...eat!
Husband: its ok your just in a refrigerator coma, good thing i brought home pizza

by thecoolestpersoniknow July 7, 2010

pie coma

When you're in a coma from eating too much pie after Thanksgiving

"Hey man, you want to get some regular food right now? "
"Nah, I'm in a pie coma."

by elizabeans November 28, 2014

Meme coma

When you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one Facebook notification. You awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine Persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.

Damn man, I was going to go for a run this morning, but I fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.

by A refined gentleman May 20, 2015

Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.

*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!

by CapComfan July 28, 2007

Lunch Coma

A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.

OMG, Lunch Coma. Coffee?

by scolen2 March 5, 2008

Power Point Coma

Brain has gone into deep sleep or faraway places during a lengthy PP presentation.

Dude, did you like my speech on dinosaurs?" "Sorry, man, after 58 slides I fell into a Power Point Coma.

by BountifulGirl November 17, 2010

Dirty Comanche

Whilst anally penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

I gave a girl a dirty comanche. My war cry was so loud, my roomates thought that the Apache nation was descending on our house.

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006