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columbian puppies 

columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.

"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"

columnbined 

Invented by the great Xbox Live member Audiovoid and the word columnbined has spread like a pest all over the web. Columnbined often used when killing a large amount of people.
"OH! They just got columnbined!"
columnbined by Paynie February 9, 2005

Columbian dynamo 

The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.
Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.
Columbian dynamo by Captain FunkBox November 28, 2009

Columbian soft serve 

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head
Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

Columbian Chico 

1. An amazing mexican from columbia. He is capable of being mexican and columbian at the same time, therefore making him better than you.

2. Something to say when you are cumming.
1. "Hey look, its the columbian chico!!! I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!!!"

2. "Oh...OH...COLUMBIAN CHICO!!!!"

Columbian Limbo 

When you take someone's intestines put them on a pole and see how low you can go with out touching it with knives attached to your head
Jack: It's a good thing they didn't give scarface a columbian limbo.
Columbian Limbo by gamma82000 December 26, 2009