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Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
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The closer

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.
Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.
by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020
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Rose clover

Those little pink flowers you see on clovers, and an invasive species in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia.

Also used to describe a lovely and compassionate woman, or brightly colored lingerie.
EX 1.
A: "I picked a flower off the side of the road"
B: "That's a rose clover."

EX 2.
A: "I have some sexy new rose clover lingerie"
B: "You look much better in black, but red is ok too"

EX 3.
A: "Have the new girl? She's gorgeous"
B: "Yeah, she's a total rose clover"
by YourSluttyFreePussy February 21, 2021
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Free.clover

Free.clover is a TikToker that doesn’t miss and loves chainsaw man
Free.clover doesn’t miss
by Gusati March 10, 2021
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Tom clownery

Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.
Drake: "Bro, Pacheco just commited some absolute TOM CLOWNERY"
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Momoiro Clover Z

A 4 member Japanese pop group. Originally under the name of Momoiro Clover but changed due to the departure of Akarin Hayami (the blue member of the group). The group Originally consisted of 9 members, Sumire Fujishiro, Manami Ikura, Yukina Kashiwa (later a member of Nogizaka46), Tsukina Takai (later a member of SKE48), Miyū Wagawa, Runa Yumikawa, Akarin Hayami and some of the Momoiro clover members that are still in the group today. Momoka Ariyasu joined after their first single (Momoiro Punch). Momoiro Clover Z's major debut was in 2010 (the group was Momoiro Clover at the time) under Stardust Digital and Universal Music. Momoiro clover's way of promoting the group before they had their major debut was to film a horror movie (Shirome) with all of the members in it. The group had 6 girls in different colours. Kanako Momota (red), Akarin Hayami (blue), Reni Takagi (purple), Ayaka Sasaki (pink), Momoka Ariyasu (green) and Shiori Tamai (yellow).
Girl: "Hey, what's your favorite group?"

Boy: "Oh, mine? Mine is definitely Momoiro Clover Z, I love their voices and energy!"
by plant :) July 28, 2022
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angry clover

Doggie style sex position that climaxes by pulling your finger out of her butt and drawing a clover on her lower back
grumpy leprechaun is angry clover with midgets.
by Irish eyes are rolling December 9, 2022
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