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Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.
I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...
by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019
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tiny children

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out
by AngelofDeath1528 May 16, 2018
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Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
by Figo3 May 23, 2018
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liquidity almost children

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018
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childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll
Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid
by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017
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children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017
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Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children
by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018
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