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stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016
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Ether Child

A person who never fully becomes a regular functioning member of society because they were raised by ether. The ether child can be very successful but never fully "mature" due to the lack of proper role models.
Person 1: "Hey man did you see that guy? He's totally an Ether Child.
Person 2: "Yo bro im lit fam what's good I just banged my boss and got fired but it's whatever cause i'm totally an Ether Child."
Person 3: "Ayeee lmaoo props"
by EtherChild November 10, 2019
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child collar

child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*

wolfito: *wheezes*
by ton otiflow December 16, 2019
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Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.
Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.
by Not1055 June 4, 2019
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orange child

by kgzmomm1 September 19, 2019
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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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CHILD TRAFFICKING

Trafficking of children is a form of human trafficking and is defined by the United Nations as the "recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring, and/or receipt" kidnapping of a child for the purpose of slavery, forced labor and exploitation.1:Article 3(c) This definition is substantially wider than the same document's definition of "trafficking in persons".1:Article 3(a) Children may also be trafficked for the purpose of adoption.
ALEX: hEY BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON?
ANON: YEAH BRO I DID, THE ONE WHERE THEY HAD 16 NIGERIAN CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT?
ALEX: 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOR THE CHILD TRAFFICKING
by NotAPedophile42069 August 6, 2020
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