church

Church accaully means a group of people that follow god.

Jesus never mentioned the church as a building in the bible.

"Man I love the church, they've helped me out heaps!"

"Yeah, the church is helping out the homeless people this week"

by soulio August 3, 2005

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

One of Christianit's fringe groups.

by R Thompson May 29, 2004

ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.

1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.

by Ted August 22, 2003

churchbait

A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!

"Dude, watch out...She's churchbait!"

"I can't tap that churchbait ass."

by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008

chauched

completely baked, blazed, or stoned to the point where any ordinary task or objective becomes extremely difficult, almost impossible.

i got chauched before talking to my boss, and i couldn't remember anything he told me to do, now im screwed!

by alex fawly May 15, 2010

Church Prime

Church Prime is a religion that was created by Dream, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, and Quackity. We WAP Dream who is Jesus, the Holy Spirit and God all in one. Many churches have been built in honor of our god. You must subscribe and prime to go to unlock the key to heaven. :)

"what religion are you", they ask. "Church prime", I reply. I hope my parents are proud of me.

by pleasesubscibeandprime February 16, 2021

Church Of Gadsden

The Church of Gadsden was formed in the wake of government overreach in North America.

Being a member of the Church of Gadsden permits you to be exempt from tyrannical government policies due to “Religious Reasons”.
The church of Gadsden may form assembly anywhere it pleases, at any time it pleases.
Members may refer to each other as “Brother or Sister”.

The tail will rattle when provoked 🐍

“Greetings Brother James, I am so thankful to be a member of the Church Of Gadsden. I was exempted from the vaccine mandates at work for religious reasons”

by Ordained Minister J November 6, 2021