boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Strong Chair

When you have finnaly gotten your penis hard then you wack it onto your dogs face then you run as fast as you can then tackle a wooden chair.

Last night i had a Strong Chair moment.

by clouttcoochie December 29, 2018

deck chair

getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .

bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.

sunny- i aint a chair

bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.

by Queenbe3 December 11, 2021

Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop

Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie

by Notachairbrownie February 19, 2017

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022

Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"

Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.

by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011

Burro Chair

A chair for a jackass.

Trent doesn't work hard at all. He's been sitting in the burro chair for hours.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016