cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

chucking a 'c'

When some person who thinks they're smart gets all sad and depressed coz they didn't get into some nerd thing.

Connie: Oh no! Boo Hoo! I didn't get into prize-giving!
Liz: Shes chucking a 'c' again!

by alecsia December 7, 2006

crackinged

To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.

Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks

by whitters1001 December 8, 2006

chucking an 's'

When a show off chick who knows shes skinny, or has really hot lips or something, starts going 'OMG I am soooo fat,' -OR- 'I need to put more weight on.' or starts complaining about collegen injections and crap.

Sam: Jeez Liz, you make me seem so fat!!
Liz: Shes chucking an 's', YET AGAIN!!!

by aleces December 14, 2008

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

Chicking It

To indulge in activities typically seen as being female past times, such as staying in and watching "chick flicks". Can be used by males and females to describe behaviour seen as effeminate.

Sorry man, I can't come out, I'm chicking it with my girlfriend tonight.

by AEtches September 13, 2009

chicking out

checking out on girls/chicks..

we were chicking out yesterday at the mall

by problem child1788 February 22, 2010