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The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
by Lectoex July 10, 2023
this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
by D Slayer please have my kids March 02, 2022
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
by Realtalklady August 06, 2018
Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025