FAIL.
you're a fail at life, cause you where born .... FAIL, you're a failure !!
you completely ... FAIL....
go be emo.
you're a fail at life, cause you where born .... FAIL, you're a failure !!
you completely ... FAIL....
go be emo.
SHES A CAPRICORN SHE FAILS.
by kaelahkush April 25, 2011
Get the capricorn mug.Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.
Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame
Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame
Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.
by yessotrue April 17, 2013
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Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.
Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.
Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.
Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.
Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.
by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017
Get the Carissa mug.A smelly, brown sausage that started in Italy, unfortunately the sausage was removed from the country after it began to give people diarrhoea. The smell of a Cariss was horrifying, it would of smelt of rotting fish and Tortilla Chips mixed into one, This was another reason why it was evacuated out of Italy.
Mike."mmhmm that Cariss was so tastey."
Butcher."oh i have some more here for 39p"
Mike."CRAP i need to go to the loo."
Butcher."oh i have some more here for 39p"
Mike."CRAP i need to go to the loo."
by fern. April 13, 2010
Get the Cariss mug.The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.
Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 1, 2021
Get the Scorpio and Capricorn mug.Carissa. A nice pretty girl who was talking to my guy Phil. They talked for a long time. They only got to hang out once. They both thought it was a fun day. About 3 weeks later, they barely talked and now she is talking to a different guy name Jake. Phil thought they would have a chance together but no, it didn’t happen. Rest In Piece my boy Phil 😓
by Phillipsucks97 June 16, 2018
Get the Carissa mug.Carissa is a mean bitch but can still get her way with her looks. She's never had a boyfriend but is hot af. She is also super smart but doesn't care enough to get good grades.
She is definitely a Carissa.
by lexiilynnnnn March 17, 2017
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