anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

i love cake

A response to someone saying they love you. but it is only used after a long puase and it is said as a question

I love you........I love...cake?

by Candy October 2, 2003

cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

Yellow Cake

It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.

Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-

by Rick Garcia March 7, 2007

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.

"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",

"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"

by BirthdayCakeWitness August 21, 2011

wuss cake

Someone who is more extreme in Wuss-Ness than a Regular wussy and is also a homo sexual or a fruit cake . The individual usually wears old blue jeans and shirts with stupid sayings on them and normally have red or blonde hair or red hair dyed blonde in a effort to look less Wuss like such things make them easy to spot. they normally cry when harassed or get taunted

Hey Dave, that auggie kid sure is a Wuss cake.. Dave - yeah dude defiantly a wussy Wuss wuss cake..
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Patrick- hey gee can I borrow some clothes I want to dress up as a wuss cake for halloween.

josh - wussy wussy wussy, Wuss cake Wuss cake, gee is a Wuss cake

Chris - haha what a Wuss cake

by the green tool box November 1, 2010

cake

a woman's nicely figured booty, fat, juicy, plump, voluptuous

damnnn that shawty qot a cakeee, she look like she tryna marry betty crocker !

by iitzkaileenbixchhh August 12, 2009