Cactus

A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now

Man 1: Go fuck a cactus!
Man 2: What the hell man?!

by TOTALLY NomNom FishBird July 9, 2011

cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

by the_cactus February 13, 2010

cacti

Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.

"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."

by Word Criticiser August 17, 2016

Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

evil_cactus

A tubby, greasy guy whos life long ambition is to loose weight

Man i eat food like cactus

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Cactus Cowboy

Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.

by Someone much smarter than you August 6, 2008

cactus

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

by Bluzare June 1, 2020